Hahaha I got inspired!

In a land far, far away, there was a man that looked like a tape with nice silky hair. He wanted to be like the green lampshade that is touch-sensitive. He asked the lampshade how he came to be, but the simple yet elegant lamp shade did not know and told the tape-looking man to look far and wide. So he did. He looked far and wide across the universe. On day 674 of his journey, he found a wig singing an enchanting yet melancholic melody in the meadow. As he approached it, the wig grew sadder and sang the most beautiful melody this tape-looking man has ever heard throughout the universe. He asked the lonely wig what was the matter, and it told him that it has been separated from his master. Wanting to help, the tape-looking man offered his help to the poor stranded wig and in return, the wig decided to grant him one favor once he tells the wig that he has found its master. Again, he traveled with the wig far and wide to search for its master, but eager to seek his favor first, he decided to play a trick on the wig. One night, he left and came back in the morning telling the wig that he has found its master. The wig happily returned the favor.But before anything, it asked the tape-looking man to lay itself atop his head. What the tape-looking man didn't realize what that this wig is a liar. It will cast a curse on those who lie to it, and grant that being their hearts' desire if honest. Unfortunately, the tape-looking man was rather greedy so as a result, he became a bald frog, which got eaten by the wig and died. The wig became very happy as its hair turned from dreadlock styled to nice, smooth and silky hair.

The end ;]